I've been seeing a lot of Console fans coming into this forum lately and bashing the PC gamer. So I decided to complete a list of truths about PC Gaming in general so that they can eat their words.

1. Upgrading your PC every month is mandatory. If you don't, nVidia will hire a hitman and kill your parents.

2. Having friends is against the rules. You belong in a basement with only enough human contact to use the washroom and eat.

3. Getting addicted to an MMO is essential in the sustainability of your life. If you log out, you will DIE!!!

4. Owning a console is forbidden. Every wonder why the dinosaurs died out? It was because you touched your Wii at night.

And for the most important truth about PC Gaming.

5. Pirating games gives you herpes. No worries on spreading it though due to not being allowed to have friends or much human contact.

I hope this helps you consolites out in learning truely what PC Gaming is all about.