And that's why I'll be sober for my life. The only alcohol I've evert had is communion wine. The only swig of beer I ever took tasted terrible. How it can be seen as cool to drink it, I'll never know. Maybe it's like coffee.
It makes me want so bad to just not turn 18. The world must suck real bad if the only two beverages that are considered to be mainstream and popular taste absolutely rancid. Soda kicks ass, don't know why the hell adults drink beer and coffee. Both taste terrible in their basic state and the only way coffee actually tastes even remotely good is by adding lots of sugar. So it's a no win situation. One drink gets you hyped up, another one makes you totally wasted. Both taste terrible and have the potential to destroy you either by getting you into a car crash or shrinking your arteries until blood has to travel single file through your bloodstream. How screwed up is that?
In other news, I read an article from a guy who did a graduation speech. He stated that there are 400 billion stars in our galaxy, and there's 140 billion galaxies and more bound to be created as the universe expands.
This had two effects on me.
The first ws that I decided that anybody who thought that Earth was the only planet anywhere with any type of life had to absolutely retarded. There's definitely bacterial life out there, if there isn't hyperintelligent forms.
The other effect was that of expounding a feeling of insignificance on me. Let's see for a moment. That's a total of
56000000000000000000000 stars out there. The sheer size of the universe makes one feel so insignificant that I swear I felt my penis shrink.
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