In the abstract, anyway. I don't think I'll ever have the chance of having sex with a girl ever, for a variety of reasons-chief among them that chicks probably wouldn't find me attractive. Jarvis on the other hand, he chugs a bucket of nacho cheese and girls think he's sexy. He had a fanclub at one time, made up of three people. But as to the title, that's what dad kept saying after I got shot in the finger.
See, I just spent two hours playing adversary with the local SWAT team. They had me do three scenarios- in the first I and another SWAT officer's son played the role of a couple kids being held hostage in a laundromat by a guy with a bat- which was supposed to be a simulated axe.
The second scenario involved me and the other kid having a shootout with the SWAT team with simunitions- basically paintball. I surrendered before I used up the rounds in my revolver, and I think when I dropped it the gun discharged by accident. Revolvers would be more prone to that, I'd think. But then again I don't know. Then the other kid got a flashbang in his face- simulated, so he wasn't actually blind. He just counted to three before he could do anything to simulate blindness.
The final scenario involved me being a human shield for the kid- I got shot in the finger during that and the kid got a facefull of paint. So I have a swell on my index, the same one I use to play BF2. So that's why dad was saying 'he's not a virgin anymore'- because I no longer am considered a newbie to the SWAT sims.
Then I got to check out dad's MP5 on a dummy target afterwards- it was too hot to go for much longer. Simunitions can really screw up a gun, so I mostly shot it on single burst instead of full auto. Still pretty cool, mind you.
So that was cool.
You know what? I'm just goign to put comments on, see what people think of that. At least I'll now how many people read this.