I know it sounds wrong on at least *42* different levels, but it's the 61st anniversary.
My grandpa was never there but he was a prison warden in charge of 1000 SS Nazis during the last year of the war and also did postwar broadcasts.

The guys who made that assault were awesome. Superman has nothing on them.
"Superman? What are you doing in hell?"
"I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet so I broke her spine."
Uh, Family Guy?