The Revolution. It definitely is fancy. Jarvis, don't get all hyped up. I haven't read your journal so I'll just say that if indeed you are moaning and whining. Small, pretty cool. Definitely not as powerful as the other consoles, but what the hell, might as well. It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it. I especially like the downloadable games part.

But what the hell is with them and their godforsaken GB mini? Do they honestly have to maek more of these goddam things? It think we have enough iterations of this frigggin(that's 3 g's) super nintendo. Pretty soon the GB will be so small my dog will eat it. Or maybe a baby will. Or a baby dog. Or dog baby.

In other news, here's some adverts I came up with while I was at Latin Day:

Internet urinal: Toilets are for f@gs.

Revolution: Like gameboy, only not!

X360: We love MTV.

PS3: Why have games that work when it's just SO COOL?

Gameboy mini: No, that's not for eating.