Top story: creepy monster thing washes up dead on the shore of a beach in Montauk, NY. No one knows what it is, internet is buzzing about it. Check it out here at Newsday:

http://www.newsday.com/news/columnists/ny-lijoy0801,0,5138315.column

Or here at FOX News:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395294,00.html

Personally, from the Newsday photo, it looks like someone's dog...that has been through some ****. From the FOX photo (which is the first one I saw of it) it looks more like some kind of monster (Metallica reference FTW) Maybe a turtle with no shell...that's furry. Who knows? Point is, it's creepy, take a good look.