Halo 3 got a 9.5?!

You know what?! Maybe it's a *gasp* *short pause* conspiracy! Maybe there's an undercover agent from microsoft laundering money through an underground secret mafia that is hired by a top secret organization that was created by microsoft for top secret government data stealing procedures. And this secret agent that was hired by a secret employer that was conceived by microsoft is using this laundered money to pay off the top secret gaming website affiliates, and these affiliates are shipping the laundered money in hollowed out bowling balls that are transported by an underground secret tram system for bowling balls to the secret gaming affiliates. Then the so-aptly named affiliates are given a monetary reward for their funneled bowling ball money that is then in turn, given to the gaming websites! All so the websites that hired these underground affiliates that recieved money from a top secret agent that was hired by microsoft that associated with the secret underground gaming mafia can recieve this monetary reward for giving the game Halo 3! *another gasp and short pause* ...a9.5 rating!

DragonfireXZ95

Yeah... sure.. I guess they paid IGN and GameSpy too.... or everyone else who gives it a good score...