Why is the internet so boring?  Really.  I have nothing to do which is why I am writing this blog.... about boredom.  I feel like there is more to do.  Sure there is porn but thats, like, what 70% of the web as is?  I don't really want to play any games, don't want to sleep, nothing really on TV, outside it's dark so not much can be done there,  I could read a manga but I don't have much to read.  Read them all.  Cooking.... I suck at cooking.  Porn..... no.  Cat is pissy so a big no on that.  Man, I got so bored I messed with my hair.  Ya, I messed around with my hair and did stuff with it.  IT'S ALL COMBED TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY HEAD.  Odd part is that it looks awesome!  You know who's fault all of this is?  Ya, the internet!..... and communists.  Hm, When your bored you learn a lot about ones self.  I learned some very disturbing and epic things.  A few I shouldn't say but I will say that it involves me finding two new fetishes.  One is that I think I'm sick.  Two is that I think I need to see a psychiatrist and last is I need to draw more often.  I love drawing my comics.  OOooooo, poopings nice.  I really want a 360 to play Dead Rising.  I want to maul something.  Zombies fit right in there.  Would having sex with a zombie be necrophilia?  Technicaly they are dead but still they are animate.  If you were a necrophiliac, having a Zombie girl would mean your parents would stop yelling at you for loving dead people because they can't prove how she is or isn't alive.  That would shut them up.  I wonder if you could make two zombies have sex?  Zombie sex.  According to the Zombie Survival Guide guide they don't, which makes perfect sense.  But what if you forced them too.  Like tell them it's ok and that is a special way to hug.  Like the way mommy and daddy do it.  It would be like those creepy dads that get their kids to do wierd things in front of a camera.  Would you get sent to jail for video taping two zombies having sex by force?  I bet no one would f*ck with you in jail knowing you did that.  Bet all those Guro fans out there would love a video like that.  Start a Zombie love site.  Could make millions off that.  That could lead to like a zombie online dating service.  It would be the eHarmony from Hell.  Make a commercial with zombit couples telling their stories of how they met their loves of thier.... deaths? on eHarm.com.  Of course the commerials would be on real late because their disturbing-ness.  I could make Zombie shirts too.  Like a shirt that says, "Shut up or I'll eat you."  Or "I'm with human." and have a arrow pointing to the left.  Even zombie plushes.  ""You'll love them so much your head will spontaneously explode!"  Man, I need sleep.  And my meds.  This has gone way out of hand.  Zombie sex would be kind of hot though.