Yes, it is edited AND remastered biotch!  Two in one just because I love you.  Oh how I love you......  So let's get this crap trap rolling.  Heh, trap.

"...high five Jesus, shoot the breeze, contract mono from a dead badger, slap Hitler learn that being half naked makes you invisible, set your crotch on fire, make sweet, sweet love to your shoe, poop next to a tree, learn the tree had a land mine next to it, slaughter a cow in front of some kids, drive a ice cream truck made of broken dreams, hug a local hobo, slap a random woman, find love exists in a coffin, sleep on the job, lick your elbow, finish college, learn your degree in "McSmarty Pants" is worthless, why the hell is Godzilla still here?..."

These get worse every new entry.... Nice.