God knows lol. If I'm on the computer, about 96.276% of the time I'll end up on this site to have a nosey or whatever and its always logged in automatically

Its took me 5 years to get a massive 70posts!!

Lost my phone aswell. :)

In the middle of a random field in the middle of nowhere. With my t-shirt missing. Surrounded by puke.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: Voldemort

You: oh no

You: please dont hurt me

You: with your massive member

You: :o

Stranger: xDxD

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: Over the hills..

You: and far away..

You: Teletubbies..

You: come out to play

You: Did you know this?

Stranger: yea

You: i like tinky winkys handbag

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Now this is Epic.

Stranger: kusadari semua itu anganku.

You: yo wassup dawg

You: u like me long time?

Stranger: ah my gawd

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hook up with her and do what you gotta do. Use and Abuse. When your bored, move house and grow a beard.

A pinky cos they're more or less useless.