This ones short, but i'm saving my favorite for last :P

One day like 8 yeats ago, i was lestening to my radio, when it just sudenally just stopped. I pushed back the TV that the plugs behind and it was umplugged... again i was the only one in the room, and like i said you would have to push a heavy tv out of the way to get to the plug... DUM DUM... you get the point...:P