Number one thing that I learned while I was on vacation. This was a man by the way... Taking your shirt off and rubbing your nipples may be OK in whatever third world country you're from, but it's not OK here in good old America.

People disturb me deeply. I saw this while I was in a gift shop right outside of Splash Mountain at Walt Disney World. I couldn't stop laughing at this loser! He was just standing around, rubbing his nipples out in the open! It wasn't hot outside either. It was like, 70 degrees outside. And he just got soaked on Splash Mountain. He was in the log in front of mine so I know how wet he got. People are weird. Really freakin' weird!