Reasons to hate the T Virus. It makes you icthy, crave human brains, it can make your lips rip backwards so everyone can see your gums and it gives you claws.
Only YOU can Prevent T Virus Infections...or not.
Why wouldn't you just wait for the G Virus? Or howabout a Parasite? Or even Veronica? See what I mean, the T Virus is obselete. If a man wearing all black with sunglasses and a blonde afro asks you if you want any T, just say NO!!! Because who knows what the hell he is infected with. He might be on the newest infection/parasite, Uroboros. Wait, that needs an African accent...here we go. Uroboros. That's better.