my friend sent me this in an Email and i thought it was pretty funny all you have to do is take the month you were born in, the day you were born on, and the coulous shirl your wearing put them together


 Pick the month you were born:

 January------I kicked
 February-----I loved
 March---------I smoked

 April-----------I dry - heaved on
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
 July-----------I did the Macarena! With
 August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
 November----I yelled at
 December----I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
 2-------a monster
 3-------a phone
 4-------a fork
 5-------a Mexican
 6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
 10-------my neighbor
 11-------my science teacher
 12-------a banana
 13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
 16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
 21-------a ninja
 22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle

 24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
 27-------my brother
 28-------an ipod
 29-------a permanent marker
 30-------a llama
 31-------A  homeless guy


 Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
 White--------because  I'm sexy and I do what I want
 Black---------because that's how I roll.
 Pink----------because I'm  part of the New York mafia.
 Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because  I'm cool like that
 Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
 Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
 Orange -------because I hate my family.
 Brown--------because  I'm afraid of clowns.
 Other---------because I'm a ninja.
 None----------because I can't control myself

i hate boredom