- Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

- Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

- Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

- Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

- Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.