Me: Did you hear about the two blondes who froze at the drive in movie

You: NO

Me:They went to see "Closed for the Winter":D

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Me:Did you hear about the the blond who commited suicide?

You:NO, what happened

Me:She jumped off the curb

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Two blonds were locked in a car, the first blonde was trying to pick the lock with the keys when the other says "hurry up its starting to rain and he top is down"

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I knew a plond so dumb.........

She faxed me a letter with a stamp on it

She called me to get my phone number

She tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order\

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TWO WAYS TO KILL A BLOND

1.Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

2.Put spikes on her fingers and ask them what the meaning of life is.

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Me: Do you know how to confuse a blonde?

You: No, how?

Me:you put a penny in a circular room and asker to find the pennie in the corner.

You: HAHA

Me: You know how the blonde confuses you?

You: No how

Me:She brings back a pennie.

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:D:D:D:D Hope You Liked Them:D:D:D:D:D