Hello to all my esteemed friends and peers of Gamespot!
You're invited to attend my birthday! You're all such wonderful people who have touched me emotionally on the inside.
When I am stuck in the cubby hole of my dorm, I have you guys to talkto, giving me a sense of freedom and social life.
For my birthday, I ask for nothing except lulzy youtube videos, gift sigs, and or other mischiveious goods.
My birthday blog this year will match my last one. Chuck Norris themed birthday!
For my birthday, I will have a wonderful time eating at the Tea Station with my family, enjoying the sweet green tea and red bean ice.
I will also be playing Left 4 Dead, Pokemon platinum, Phoenix Wright: justice for all, and probably some piano.
So I leave this blog in my absence for you to party with me!1!11!!!
Plz leave as many party comments as you like, this blog is as off topic as it can get, so partay it up! I'm looking forward to responding and keeping you company on my birthday as an
act of gratitude.
Here are the partay stuff!
A Mai Kawasumi AMV. Uncomparable to other AMV's I've seen of Mai Kawasumi. :3
And a vector wallpaper I made, if you guys are curious as to what I've been up to.
And a list of original chuck norris jokes by Myself: POKEMON STile!
When Chuck Norris runs out of power points, he doesn't struggle: he wins.
Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Only resistances.
Chuck Norris has never seen a Ditto. And a ditto has never seen Chuck Norris.
Every experience point Chuck Norris earns takes him to the next level.
Team Rocket is hiding because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can learn more than four moves.
Chuck Norris is an element of surprise.
Every one of Chuck Norris's moves is super-effective.
A Chuck Norris egg has never been found because Chuck Norris is no chicken.
Chuck Norris killed all the fossilized pokemon and brought them back to life in less than 2 hours.
Chuck Norris's tackle attack is considered a One-Hit K.O.
Chuck Norris can cause sleep, poison, confusion, paralyisis, and burn at the same time.
Chuck Norris is also immune to sleep, poison, confusion, paralyisis and burn.
Pokemon flee when Chuck Norris is nearby.
You can't catch Chuck Norris with a master ball.
If you encounter a wild Chuck Norris, then you have to restart the game.
The pokemon Misquino is missing because Chuck Norris hacked the game before it was mass produced. It is said when Misquino appears, Chuck Norris is nearby.
Chuck Norris is automatically Locked-On to all this targets.
Chuck Norris's Zap Canon caused the power outage in Cerulean city. Twice.
Chuck Norris's Fireblast caused global warming.
Chuck Norris's Hydro Canon caused the Great Flood.
Chuck Norris doesn't fire a hyperbeam: He fires his Lazor.
Chuck Norris can not win a contest for cuteness.
Chuck Norris catch Giratina with a pokeball.
Chuck Norris's psychic powers finish this sentence.
Chuck Norris's nose is a fear finder. And an Itemfinder.
Chuck Norris trains on legendary pokemon for kicks.
Every hit landed by Chuck Norris is a Critical Hit.
I hope you all enjoyed the original jokes. :D
Let's see, that's all, thanks for coming!
PS demitri martin is awesome.
Catch his important things this wednesday. ;D