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Hello Peoples of the world :| This was my spring break and your all going to hear about and enjoy it :| NOW!!!!!

Saturday: Hood cup, this was our biggest race of the year :D, I had to wake up at four in the moring to go to orlando, but the good thing is our Novice 8 got first place and we were boatlengths ahead of the second place boat, which is why are team continues to be number 1 in the state 8)... or number 2... something like that.... maybe three?? any way that was easily the best part of the entire spring break.

Sunday: We went to sea world which pretty fun, we saw all the animals and some Dolphin and Orca shows, the best part was the Walrus which for somereason Sea World keeps tucked away in the very back, it was the livelyest and funest animal at the park, I think Shamu had him put way in the back so he wouldnt steal his spotight *shifty eyes*

Monday: Went to Animal Kingdom and saw all the animals :| thats pretty redundant :| , we saw basically everything there and whent on the African Safari thingy and saw the white rhinos really up close, We also tried the expediation Everest Ride which was pretty funn

Tuesday: We went to Eptcot and did that Honey I shrunk the audiecne thing and Test track ride, and Mission Space, The best part was Soarin the ride where its like your flying over the world.

Wednsday: . . . what the hell did we do wednsday?? :|

Thursday: Went to magic kingdom and MGM studios (which they apparently renamed to Hollywood Studios) We did the Stich ride, Buzz lightyear and Philarmagic. We did the three mountains all of which failed and then tried out the redone Pirates ride... then At MGM we did Aerpsmiths rockin roller coaster which is probably the best ride Disney has

Friday: Apparnetly Disney has a water park that I never knew about called Blizzard Beach that I never knew about, It pretty fun, much better than Wild Waters and Wetn Wild, the slides there actually give you an adreneline rush.

That was basically my life :), Take note how much better than yours is ;)

Sidenote: Arent there supposed to be Seven Disney Princess's ... now there are only 6 on every Disney Princess apparel I saw there was only six, What the hell happened to Pochahontas?? And why is Jasmine Drawn white in every disney princess picture... Damn racist disney bastards :x

Dont move or We'll shoot you with our invisible guns

April Fools failed for me, none of my tricks worked :P , I put ceran wrap on my brother and sister's toilets but they both noticed it, Oddly enough though my sister still peed with it there :? . . Any way

There was a story on the news that made my day, its a combination of one of funniest and one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen ... I'm not quiter sure where it was but there was some school where a murder conspiracy was set up on a 3rd grade teacher by her third grade students... Apparently she had disciplined one of her students for standing on a chair and that made the little kids mad. Three of them made an elaborate scheme to get their teacher, They planned to use a paper weight to knock the teach unconsicous and then bind her with toy handcuffs ... THEY USED TOYS :lol: they then planned to use a steak knife from home and stab their teacher to death. They even assigned roles for each student, one was to stay at the windows a keep watch, one was supposed to do the knocking out and stabbing and the third one was supposed to "Clean up the mess" . . . this all by third graders, 8,9, and 10 year olds

How do you hear a story like that and not think, man aint life grand :)

Guns are bad, but cross dressing princesses are A OKAY??

Today I had another race. I raced three times and coxswained both, it was the least important race of the year :P, the first one I cut the bouies but we got third :P the second one we got third :P and the third one we were racing varsity so we obviously got last :P . But next week is the Hood Cup Regatta which is one of the most important ones :o

And I've started on three new Amv;s which will be up soon :D

Meesa Back

I got suspended cause of the title of my last blog. I'm not really mad cause I can see how someone could get offened, I just wish they had just come told me they were offened so I could change it instead of just getting me suspended for it.

Friday: The team had a partyish thing for the Novice and Varsity men, they set up projectors and stuff and played the original super smash bros and super smash bros brawl, I wasnt the best but I would say I was one of the better players :P

Saturday: I had to go buy clothes, fun fun fun,

Sunday: We got easter baskets cause ur never to old to do that 8) I got a bunch of candy and Itunes gift card.

Im going to die of pnumonia... HOORAY!!!!!!

I FINALLY GOT SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D I WANTED IT FOR A WHILE AND I FINALLY GOT IT :D ITS REALLY COOL, SOME REALLY RANDOM STUFF HAPPENS IN ADVENTURE MODE AND ITS FUNNY :lol: I FOUND OUT THAT IT WAS OUT FROM RACHEL'S SIG AND THEN I RAN TO MY PARENTS AND BEGGED THEM TO TAKE ME TO TARGER ( CAUSE I AINT GOT NO CAR) AND MY DAD TOOK ME :| . . . YAY ME

Im wet in more ways than one

Im bored so im gonna make a blog :| And you all have to suffer for my boredness cause you have to read this blog. EVERY.LAST.WORD OF IT. You may be saying ha I dont have to read it if I dont want to yet you still countinued reading it for some reason, thats the power I got >=O

I just noticed that both Kids Next Door and Billy and Mandy got canceled at the same time :shock: Which means with Ben 10 gone CN officially has nothing good to show besides reruns and stuff on Toonami and Adult Swim. Its as bad as Nickelodeon now :o Its a very sad day for Tv when Kids WB has more interesting things to watch than cartoon network :o Speaking of KWB I happened to actually be home this saturday morning (which neva happenes >_>) and I was flipping through and fond that knew Spider man show they have, It actually doesnt suck :shock: its kinda kiddie and has weird animation but its okay :|

... wat else did I have to blog about . . . oh yeh I got the Last FCaT I ever have to take this week :D and a race on Saturday...

We're working hard to turn this crack house into a crack home.

My cable network finally had Boomerang :D, we called in to order it a long time ago but it said we needed enough people in our area requesting it to get it. Boomerang may not seem like a big deal but now I can finallly see shows like Pink Panther, Justice League, Batman and Superman and show a whole sleughth (sp) of ethnical steortypical shows from the 1970's :P

And I everytime i ask for peoples IM adresses I never get any feed back =; so Im just gonna give mine =;. msn: Shadowhand18@hotmail.com yahoo: thunder_bender18@yahoo.com ONE OF YOU HOEBAGS ADD MEH >=O

Im so exicted my ample breasts are now lactating

That ones not actually from yu gi oh abridged, its from Lewis Black...

I just got finished watching Disturbia on HBO :shock: Holy crap that crap freaked me out :shock: Looking back at it it really wasnt all that scary but it is while your watching it, For those who dont kno its about a peeping tom that finds out one of is neighbors is a serial killer... Its got that dude from Even Stevens in it . . .

YOUR MOTHER PLAYS CARD GAMES IN HELL!!!!! c

Evil Teddy bear from Yugioh abridged =)) hilarious

little girl: I KNO ITs TRUE CAUSE THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME SO, ISNT THAT RIGHT TEDDY?

teddy: HAIL SATAN!!!!!

Joey: That Bear is possesed

little girl: what are you talking about silly

Bear: YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO DIE!!!!

little girl: Ill win the card game anyway isnt that right teddy

teddy: YOUR MOTHER PLAY'S CARD GAMES IN HELL!!!

Well anyway I had a fundraiser today and I had to row 8000 meters on an erg machine >_> ugh

on another note WIKIPEDIA EDITORS SUCK. they seem to thing less information on the topic the better because I everytime I go the check a page it seems to be smaller and smaller and any submissions I make just get taken of immediatly >_>

on third note, tv.com makes no sense... I was thndrbndr for alot longer than I've been Dario Bro, I made alot more submissions as thndrbndr, I made alot more reviews and made alot more forum posts as thndrbndr yet Im a level higher than I ever was on that account, wth...

and cause I'm bored I'll do a friend of the week.... let me se.... how about Sparkey casue she got me pregnat >_> idk...

Well thats all :|

The race... AND WHERES THAT GODDAMN NIPPLE >=O

Hello all, I had my race today :o I coxswained the whole race and this is how we did

Novice men's 8: Second place out of either 4 or 6 me cant remember

Novice men's 4: Second place out again either 4 or 6

and Other Novice men's 4: Third place out if either 4 or 6

and the other boat i wasnt in so I dont even remember how they did :P

And on Tuesday I took the Fcat and think I did a pretty good job :o

Well thats my life, . . . I hope yours is less boring :P