FLASH :

[spoiler] This one is redeculsly catchy :| :

Cows with guns! [/spoiler]

poem? :

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~women`s poem~

Before I lay me down to sleep..

I pray for a man who`s not a creep..

One who`s handsom,smart and strong..

One who loves to listen long...

One who thinks before he speaks...

One who calles,not wait for weeks...

I pray he`s gainfully employed...

When I spend his cash,he wont be annoyed...

Pulls out my chair and opens my door...

massege me back and begs to do more...

Oh! send me a man who`ll make love to my mind...

Knows what to asnwer to "How big is my behind?"...

I pray that this man will love me to no end...

And always be my very best friend...

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~Men`s poem~

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor..

store and a golf course,This doesn`t rythem and I don`t care...

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[spoiler] for those too lazy to check the first flash (Most of you :roll: ) atleast comment on the poem :D
...ok now its over :P [/spoiler]

EDIT: never mind the flash... :roll: