And the Oscar award for the best motion picture goes to.......

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a movie based on a famous quote spoken by a true hero....

ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!*crushs scouter*vegeta

IN AN AGE OF TERROR AND CHAOS, ONLY ONE WARRIOR CAN DEFEAT THE EVIL MAMA LUIGI. A WARRIOR WHOSE BATTLE CRY MAKE THE FEARLESS FEAR. IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!! 9000 !!!!!!

Coming to your nearest theater...

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The one....The only....Chuck Norris!!!

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.... At night.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk.... When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story:...Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris has two speeds....Walk, and Kill.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on.... Not becauseChuck Norrisafraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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so be thankfull that Chuck Norris didn`t kill you yet.... >__>

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*pokes chu* :P

Have a nice day! :D

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