I had a dream last night that I was swimming in our high school swimming pool, and when I went under water, there was this big wave that pushed me to the bottom and knocked my goggles off so I couldn't see. I can't open my eyes under water because my contacts will float away and I will lose them. Apparently, there were signs underneath the water that pointed up towards the surface, but I couldn't open my eyes to see them and the wave got me all mixed up, so I had no idea which way was up and so I almost drowned, but one of the lifeguards saved me. And so then I started watching the news in the locker room for some reason, and there was a broadcast and this really annoying lady said,

"An illiterate girl was almost drown in the WeBo swimming pool today because she could not read the signs that pointed up..."

And then I got really POed because I AM NOT an illiterate and went to the station and killed the lady and started screaming,

"This just in: an obnoxious whore is telling lies down at the news station!"

And then I killed all the witnesses. :|