My dad is really annoying, and these are some of the things he does to annoy me.

1. After dinner, when I've just washed my hands and put my plate away and am walking upstairs to make this blog, he asks me if I want more sweet corn

2. Dances around in his briefs and sings "Don't Cha". He isn't allowed to do this anymore under the decree of Mom, because I would get so annoyed when he would do this I would get mad and slam/lock the door to my room

3. Says my name after every single sentence when he's talking to me

4. After dinner (ALL THE TIME) asks me if I get enough to eat. Usually I am complaining about how full I am when he asks me this

5. Never says the name of a TV show. Always calls the show the name of the main character. Ex: Two and a Half Men, he calls Charlie. For M*A*S*H, it's Hawkeye. Really gets annoying after a while

6. Looks and dresses like Kip from Napolean Dynamite