I'm very angry with my tampons at the moment. Why? BECAUSE THEY'RE BEING FREAKING BUTT MUNCHES!!! :x:x:x:x:x I can hear them now. They're down the hall and in my bathroom cabinet having a giant orgy! Be gone from my ears, evil sound of hygiene fornication!!! Anyway, I'm mad at them because they shapeshift! Either that, they dance around up there when I use them, and then they're too small the next time I use them, and I leak TOMATO JUICE!!!!! And who likes TOMATO JUICE????? No one, I tell you!!! Except for my dad, he likes to drink TOMATO JUICE. But I don't like it, because it tastes like sick. :| And pads are jsut as bad as those fornicating tampons, because they don't do sh*t. And now, I just have this to say. HEY MENSTURAL CYCLE, F*CK YOU!!!!!!!!!!