We had this assignment in P.E. to make up a dance, and then we had to write a paper about the history of our dance. Our teacher (technically, she's a student teacher) is really mean and hates my guts (she called me lazy) so I thought I'd brighten her day with this story. I call it, "Evil Mozart and the Chipmunks of Llamastan". It's 100% mine, and you better not copy it without asking and me agreeing to let you use it or else!!!

There is quite a history behind the popular dance, The Chipmunk Slide. Over the hundreds of years since it was created, it has grown very well liked amongst the countries of the world. Scholars have pondered over the dance's exact origins for years, but only I know the truth.

Long ago, in the year 1785 in the city of Vienna, Mozart was at the top of his game and a world-renowned musician. But little did the world know that Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart had an evil twin brother, who was simply referred to as Evil Mozart. The rest of the family was aware of his existence, but they didn't like to talk about him due to an incident involving a piano, seven water balloons, and a deranged squirrel that occurred when the Mozart twins were young.

Anyway, by 1785, Evil Mozart had grown into an old, lonely man who was often quite bored. He had been locked in an old tower by his twin, and could only look out at the people below and sigh. Evil Mozart wasn't all that evil, he was just misunderstood. So one night, the poor fellow decided to escape. He cut his hair, which had grown very long by this point, and used it to climb out the window and down to the ground below. For many days and nights, he walked and walked until he reached Spain, and from there he paid an old fisherman to take him far, far away from Europe. Unfortunately, a deadly storm soon began to blow, and the tiny boat was smashed to pieces. No one ever heard from the fisherman again, but Evil Mozart was fortunate to make it to land. After hours of
lying on the beach, Evil Mozart opened his eyes and looked around to see that he was surrounded by a million chipmunks.
"Welcome to Llamastan, the fuzziest place on Earth!" the biggest chipmunk said.
"What?" Evil Mozart asked. He was very puzzled.
"That's our slogan, but that doesn't really matter. But what matters now is, do you know how to dance?" Evil Mozart shook his head. The head chipmunk clapped his paws.
"Everyone in Llamastan knows how to dance! Come, we will teach you!" Then the chipmunks began doing some sort of weird dance, which we know today as the Macarena.
"Um, that looks kind of hard," Evil Mozart said as he scratched his head. "Let me try!" He tried, and what he did looked nothing like the Macarena. But it was so different, that the chipmunks decided that it was even more fun than their dance! All afternoon long, Evil Mozart and his new friends danced The Chipmunk Slide. The chipmunks of Llamastan began to teach it to all their other animal friends, and soon, the whole world knew it! It's just a little grapevine, criss cross your feet, roll your hands, slide to the left, then to the right, stomp your feet and toss your head. It's so easy, a caveman could do it! And that, my friends, is how The Chipmunk Slide came to be.