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GAH! Jasper's on a rampage! Run for your life!

So I finished Twilight and started reading New Moon and I got to the part at Bella's birthday party where she cut her finger on the wrapping paper (leave it to Bella to find some way to get hurt) and Jasper went balistic on her. In case you're confuzzled and like "Why would he go nuts? It's just a papercut!" Bella was bleeding and Jasper is a vampire. Actually, all 7 of them (not including Bella) are vampires. Jasper just can't control himself as good. Everyone else drinks animal blood. I can't wait for the Twilight movie. :D And while Rosalie may be a stuck up biyotch, I can't hate her. :) I mean, she kinda has a right to dislike Bella... Rosalie didn't choose to get beat and raped by her idiot fiancee! (Not Emmet, this was before Emmet) Luckily Carlisle found her when he did...

This is Bella:

Everyone else from here on down is a vampire

This is Jasper:

This is Edward (Bella's boyfriend):

This is Alice (Jasper's girlfriend):

This is Carlisle (Esme's husband, everyone else's adopted father):

This is Esme (Carlisle's wife, everyone else's adopted mother):

This is Emmet (Rosalie's husband):

This is Rosalie (Emmet's wife):