Happy Rapists and Pillagers Day!!!
by DarkNinja1994 on Comments
Today is Columbus Day. (I tihnk, that's what Cody told me and he lives in New England and they didn't have school today. PA is in New England, isn't it?) Well anyway, Christopher Columbus and his men were a bunch of rapists and pillagers! They brutally murdered hundreds of Indians just so they could get their greedy little mits on some gold, and there wasn't hardly any gold there to begin with! Mr. Rodkey told us that they would make little kids go out and look for gold and when they came back empty handed, they would chop the kids' arms off! :o Tsk, tsk, why should Columbus get his own day? He wasn't even smart enough to realize that he'd discovered a new continent! I'll be back for more rants around Thanksgiving time to bash the Pilgrims.