Here's your lesson for today. I'll start the Nerve Gas House tomorrow, seeing as that consits of a crap load of traps.

LESSON #7: Iron Maiden Mask (originally called "Head Trap", but I think this sounds cooler 8))

Trap: You wake up to find a harness on. On you chest and you back are two masks, both with spikes sticking out of them. When the time is up, they will snap up and drive the spikes through your head, killing you immediatley. The key has been implanted in your eye, and you must gouge it out with the scalpel Jigsaw has left you.

How to escape: For the love of our Lord, DO NOT TRY TO GOUGE OUT YOUR EYE!!! Back yourself into a corner, and pray, dear God, PRAY, for it to be over as soon as possible. If you die instantly, then there will be no pain, right? But, if you're too much of a wuss and want to live, then do it like this: place the scalpel at the top of your eye and push it inwards until you feel bone. Then angle it downwards and flick it out. Then grab the key and unlock the harness.

Victims: People who try to bring Jigsaw to justice

LESSON #8: Electrified Staircase

Trap: A staircase in Jigsaw's house with a triggered step that will break anyone's shin who will walk upon it. Then a cage will drop on top of you and shock you to death.

How to escape: Stay out of Jigsaw's house, or don't go up any stairs.

Victims: Burglars

LESSON #9: Chains

Trap: Amanda has hooked numerous chains into various parts of your body. You've got to move so that they rip out. THIS WILL HURT!!! And, you've got 90 seconds to do it, or the nearby bomb will explode and you will die.

How to escape: Well, since Amanda has built this trap, you can't escape. Even if you do manage to get out of the chains, she welded the door shut, so I'm afriad you're going to die either way...

Victims: Common criminals