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DarkNinja1994: We're back with a whole new season of Konoha Idol! Now I'll announce the 3rd, 2nd, and 1st place winner. I combined the votes for Quizilla and TV.com. OK, coming in at 3rd place is..... Shino Aburame and Kiba Inuzuka singing Dance, Dance by Fall Out Boy!!!!! Come up and get your 3rd place ribbon!
Kiba: ^_^ Thank you, thank you, my adoring fans!!!!!
DarkNinja1994: Yeah, yeah. Get off the stage! Coming in at 2nd place is..... Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuga singing Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado!!!!! Come get your 2nd place trophy!
Naruto: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2ND PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkNinja1994: And now for our Konoha Idol champions..... Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno singing At The Beginning by Richard Marx and Donna Lewis!!!!! Come up and get your prize!
Sakura: How are we gonna split the prize? It was a laptop and 2 pieces of candy, right?
Kakashi: Simple. Sasuke get the laptop, and you get the two pieces of candy. OK, on with the show. There is no Halloween theme becauseDarkNinja1994 didn't get any fan mail!!!!! YOU SICK-
DarkNinja1994: Calm down, Kakashi! I'll do a Halloween theme if I get even one teeny little letter saying "Thanks for Konoha Idols!" OK, I'm now a judge. Guy is still not a judge because he, uh..... (whispers) Hey Kakashi, what was the excuse we were gonna use?
Kakashi: (whispers) He fell down the stairs!
DarkNinja1994: Thanks! Guy fell down the stairs and broke his collarbone and one of his legs and a finger which he "accidentally" slammed in the door. But don't worry, he isn't dead. He's in the care of Lady Tsunade so hopefully she won't be back here singing more inappropriate songs for our younger viewers. Heh, heh. Saw is a great movie, don't you think so Kakashi?
Kakashi: Oh yes, I agree. I especially liked the part where that that hot blonde babe and that good-looking guy with the mask pushed the ugly guy down the stairs-
DarkNinja1994: O_O That wasn't in Saw!
Kakashi: Oh yeah, that's what happened to-
DarkNinja1994: Seamore! Billy Joe Seamore..... He was Kakashi's fourth cousin twice removed, or something. Anyway! Let's get started! The theme for this season instead of Halloween is Best Friends!!!!! No Halloween theme until I get some fan mail! OK, so everyone, pick a best friend!!!!!
Kakashi: And for all you sad losers who don't have one, stand in the corner and we'll pair you off.
DarkNinja1994: T_T Thanks, Kakashi. OK, let's see who our partners are! Hm, there's Sasuke and Naruto, Gaara and Kankuro, Sakura and Ino, Shikamaru and Choji, and Kiba and Shino. Who is left?
Lee: Guy-sensei is my best friend. I am so alone!!!!!
DarkNinja1994: There, there, Lee! Maybe Guy will recover from his injuries early so he can be in Konoha Idol with you! ^_^
Lee: (sniffle) Thank you, DN.
Kakashi: OK, here are all the sad losers who don't have a best friend: Hinata, Neji, Tenten, and Temari. Hey Neji, I thought Tenten was your best friend. Last season of Konoha Idol you two even sang Best Friend.
Tenten: ^_^ That's a great idea, Neji! Let's do it again!!!!!
Neji: T_T Ugh, no thanks! Hinata, you're my partner.
Hinata: Um, OK.
DarkNinja1994: Well Temari, I guess that means you're with Tenten.
Temari: Oh joy.
DarkNinja1994: OK, I'm gonna give you 5 seconds to come up with a song to sing. Ready? GO! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! Time's up!!!!! Sakura and Ino, you go first! What are you gonna sing?
Ino: Beautiful Liar by Beyonce and Shakira. I'm Shakira and she's Beyonce.
DarkNinja1994: I love that song! What made you chose it?
Sakura and Ino: (glare at Sasuke)
Sasuke: What?
Sakura: You're sick.
Ino: Scum.
Sasuke: T_T Don't I feel loved!
DarkNinja1994: ?_? Is there a story behind this?
Ino: ^_^ No, not really. Me and Sakura just like this song and say it's all Sasuke's fault. ~_~ Really I never loved Sasuke..... I LOVE YOU, SHIKAMARU!!!!!
Shikamaru: Er, thanks, Ino.
Kakashi: Hey, I got an idea! How about Sakura and Ino sing a song?
DarkNinja1994: You are so mean! Go ahead girls!
Both: Ay, Ay, Ay
Nobody likes being played
Beyonce, Beyonce
Shakira, Shakira hey!
Sakura: He said I'm worth it, his one desire
Ino: I know things about
'em that you wouldn't wanna
read about
Sakura: He kissed me, his one and
only, yes, beautiful Liar
Ino: Tell me how you
tolerate the things that you just
found out about
You never know
Sakura: Why are we the ones who suffer
Ino: I have to let go
Sakura: He won't be the one to cry
Sakura: Ay, Let's not kill the karma
Ay, Let's not start a fight
Ay, It's not worth the drama
For a beautiful liar
Ino: Oh, Did he laugh about it?
Oh, It's not worth our time
Oh, We can live without 'em
Just a beautiful liar
I trusted him, but
when I followed you, I saw you
together
Sakura: I didn't know about
you then 'till I saw you with him again
Ino: I walked in on your
love scene, slow dancing
Sakura: You stole everything, how
can you say I did you wrong
Ino: You never know
Sakura: When the pain and heartbreak's over
Ino: I have to let go
Sakura: The innocence is gone
Sakura: Ay, Let's not kill the karma
Ay, Let's not start a fight
Ay, It's not worth the drama
For a beautiful liar
Ino: Oh, Did he laugh about it?
Oh, It's not worth our time
Oh, We can live without 'em
Just a beautiful liar
Tell me how to forgive you
When it's me who's ashamed
Sakura: And I wish I could free you
Of the hurt and the pain
Both: But the answer is simple
He's the one to blame
Beyonce, Beyonce
Shakira, Shakira
Beyonce, Beyonce
Shakira, Shakira
Sakura: Ay, Let's not kill the karma
Ay, Let's not start a fight
Ay, It's not worth the drama
For a beautiful liar
Ino: Oh, Did he laugh about it?
Oh, It's not worth our time
Oh, We can live without 'em
Just a beautiful liar