DarkNinja1994: Last time we had a charming performance from Neji and Hinata! Keep up the good work! ^_^
Kakashi: OMG, you're like a freakin' pop tart, woman!
DarkNinja1994: Huh?
Kakashi: You're always so happy and perky..... Tune it down a little, OK?
DarkNinja1994: T_T 1st of all, you stole that "don't be a pop tart" bit from Full House. 2nd, I'll be as perky as I please!!!!! I'm having a hard time choosing who should go next, maybe we should go back to the kicking people at random method.
Everyone: NO!!!!!!
DarkNinja1994: OK, OK! Chill! Oh, by the way, Neji, there's ice in the freezer over there. Next I think will be..... Gaara and Kankuro!
Kakashi: Why?
DarkNinja1994: Because Gaara is hot. 3rd hottest guy in the show!!!!!
Gaara: Thanks. Who's 1st and 2nd?
DarkNinja1994: Sasuke and Itachi.
Gaara and Naruto: Darn those Uchihas!!!!!
Kankuro: Can we sing now?
DarkNinja1994: Oh yes, what will you sing for us?
Gaara: Smack That. By Akon.
Kakashi: This was Kankuro's idea, yes?
Gaara: (evil grin) No.
DarkNinja1994: Well, that was unexpected..... Whenever you're ready.....
Gaara: Convict
Upfront
Akon
Slim Shady
I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey!
Both: I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo
and possibly bend you over look back and watch me
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
Kankuro: Upfront s t y l e ready to attack now
pull in the parking lot slow with the lack down
Convicts got the whole thing packed now
Step in the club now and wardrobe intact now!
I feel it down and cracked now
I see it dull and backed now
I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down
Money no problem, pocket full of that now!
Both: I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo
and possibly bend you over look back and watch me
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
Gaara: Ooh...Looks like another club banger
They better hang on when they throw this thing on
Get a lil drink on
They gonna flip for this Akon sh**
You can bank on it!
Pedicure manicure kitty-cat claws
The way she climbs up and down them poles
Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls
Trying to hold my woody back thru my chores
Steps upstage and think I saw
Creeps up behind me, she's like "You're-"
I'm like ya I know lets cut to the chase
No time to waste back to my place
Starts from the club to the crib it's like a mile away
I'm more of a pal of shall I say
Plus I got pal if gal is game
In fact he's the one singing the song that's playing
"Akon!"
Both: I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo
and possibly bend you over look back and watch me
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!
Eminem is rollin', d and em rollin' bo
And all marvelous them rolling
Women just holding big booty rollin'
Soon I'll be on Eminem throwin "D!"
Hittin on less than "Three!"
Block wheel s t y l e like "Whee!"
Girl I can tell you want me because lately
I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo
and possibly bend you over look back and watch me
Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!