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Konoha Idol 2 Part 6: Shikamaru and Choji

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT9wRbt_OD0

DarkNinja1994: *_* Gaara.....Smack that......So sexy.....

Kakashi: Forgive her, she's still dazed from the last act. Do you wanna introduce the next pair, or do I have to?

DarkNinja1994: *_* Smack that Gaara.....Smack that.....

Kakashi: O_o OK then..... Next will be Shikamaru and Choji. What are you two clowns gonna sing?

Choji: White and Nerdy by Weird Al!!!!!

Kakashi: ^_^ OMG! I love that song! I have it on my I-Pod!

Sakura: I thought that was DN1994's line.

Kakashi: Shut up, Sakura! Your song's over!

Hinata: Isn't thatDN1994's line.....

Kakashi: ^_^ You're absolutely right, Hinata. However, she can't say it, in her current condition.

Sakura: Hey, that's what I just said!

Kakashi: And I just said, "Shut up, Sakura!" Don't you ever listen?

Sakura: T_T

Kakashi: And no T_T-ing either!

Shikamaru: T_T You know, we're not white, we're Asian.

Kakashi: Hm, you're right! None of us really look Asian. None of us sound like it either, except for Sasuke. He's like the only one on the show who pronounces the r's the correct way. You know what, after this season, we're having a speech lesson! SuperKoala100 and Sasuke will be the instructors, because they're the only one's who can do it.


Shikamaru: Man, this is such a drag. Can we get on with this now?

Kakashi: '^^ Oh, sure. Go ahead.

Choji: They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White n' Nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy

Shikamaru: First in my c l a s s here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library

Choji: My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run

Shikamaru: At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favorite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

Both: They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

Choji: I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

Shikamaru: I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

Both: I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy