http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8kS9iRPQIE
DarkNinja1994: ^_^ OK, Im back to my old self! And it only took 2 acts!!!!!
Kakashi: T_T Great, shes a pop tart again.
DarkNinja1994: OK, come out next contestant, whoever you are!
Tsunade: IM BACK!!!!!
Kakashi and DN1994: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT ABOUT GUY?!?!?!?!?
Tsunade: He recovered quickly, and now were both here to perform!
Kakashi: Tsunade, this is Konoha Idol Best Friend Addition. You gotta have a partner.
Tsunade: Oh, no problem! (pulls Jiraiya on stage) Jiraiya here is sorta like my best friend.
S h i z u n e: I thought I was your best friend.
Tsunade: No, youre my back up best friend.
S h i z u n e: (sniffles) Oh.
Jiraiya: Honestly, Tsunade. I wouldnt mind singing this song with someone whos, I dunno, say 15.. But with you its kinda weird..
Tsunade: Shut up!
Kakashi: Oh, please tell me its not Milkshakes again..
Jiraiya: Trust me. Its worse.
DarkNinja1994: Worse than Milkshakes?
Jiraiya: Uh-huh.
Tsunade: ^_^ START THE MUSIC!!!!!
Jiraiya: T_T What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
Tsunade: ^_^ I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. Check it out!
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my @$$ n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps ,
My hump, my hump, my hump
My humps they got you
Jiraiya: T_T She's got me spending.
Tsunade: ^_^ Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
Jiraiya: T_T She's got me spendin'.
Tsunade: ^_^ Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me
Jiraiya: T_T What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Tsunade: ^_^ I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
Jiraiya: T_T What you gon' do with all that @$$?
All that @$$ inside them jeans?
Tsunade: ^_^ I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cuz of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. Check it out!
Jiraiya: T_T I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
Tsunade: ^_^ They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps
My lovely lady lumps
My lovely lady lumps
In the back and in the front
My lovin' got you
Jiraiya: T_T She's got me spendin'.
Tsunade: ^_^ Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
Jiraiya: T_T She's got me spendin'.
Tsunade: ^_^ Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.
Jiraiya: T_T What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I
Tsunade: ^_^ I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
Jiraiya: T_T What you gon' do with all that @$$?
All that @$$ inside them jeans?
Tsunade: ^_^ I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Jiraiya: T_T What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
Tsunade: ^_^ I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
Jiraiya: T_T What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
Tsunade: ^_^ I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
Jiraiya: T_T A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha
A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha
A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha
A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha
She's got me spendin'.
Tsunade: ^_^ Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
Jiraiya: T_T She's got me spendin'.
Tsunade: ^_^ Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.
Guys: NOSEBLEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarkNinja1994: Kakashi, get the trashcan!
Kakashi: Why?
DarkNinja1994: Just do it, damn it!!!!!
Kakashi: Ooh, a little feisty now, arent we?
DarkNinja1994: KAKASHI!!!!!
Kakashi: Oh, where is that thing..
DarkNinja1994: BLAH! (throws up on Kakashi)
Kakashi: EW!!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!!!!!!!
DarkNinja1994: (wipes puke off of mouth) Thats whats you get for not handing me the trashcan when I told you too.
Kakashi: Ick, Ill be back soon. DN, youll have to take over for me.