SuperKoala100: OK, I'm hosting this one because Kakashi is cleaning my puke off of him. This is the 2nd tolast act. ^_^ OK, Guy and Lee, you're up.
Guy: OK, Lee! Sing your best!
Lee: Will do, Guy-sensei!
DarkNinja1994: Sing. Please. Now. Today. Please not Barbie Girl.
Lee: We were going to sing Amish Paradise, but we thought it would be more interesting to alter it so that it was Ninja Paradise.
DarkNinja1994: Fine! Just sing it!
Guy: As I walk through the valley where I train my hardest
I take a look at Sakura and realize she's not the smartest
But that's just perfect for a Ninja like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm swallowin' pain
Shikamaru plays his game of Go and Neji trains... fool
And I've been playin' and trainin' so long that
Even Kakashi thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the art, I'm into discipline
Got a Scroll in my hand and some blood on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thyne
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
Both: We been spending most our lives
Living in a Ninja paradise
I've killed enemies once or twice
Living in a Ninja paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in a Ninja paradise
We sell kunais at discount price
Living in a Ninja paradise
Lee: A Suna boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved
A Ninja with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool headband
And my homies all I agree I look good in green... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitive as can be
Both: We been spending most our lives
Living in a Ninja paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in a Ninja paradise
Crush them with all of your might
Living in a Ninja paradise
We don't play nice, we all fight
Living in a Ninja paradise
Guy: Hitchin' up the Gamas, killin' lots of rivals
As a Jonin you needs lots of disciples
Think you're really mighty? Think you're really strong?
Well, I know I'm a million times as strong as King Kong
I'm the buffed up guy that little Konohamaru wants to be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your hiney
We been spending most our lives
Living in a Ninja paradise
We're all crazy Shinobi
Living in a Ninja paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in a Ninja paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in a Ninja paradise
DarkNinja1994: O_O Oh, OMG..... That was..... HILLARIOUS!!!!! Ahahaha.....
Kakashi: I'm back, what did I miss? (seesDN1994 rolling on the floor laughing) O_O OK, I do not wanna know.....