Kakashi: We're nearing the end of the 1st Konoha Idol, in fact, there is only one more act after this one. Previously on Konoha Idol, we had the Sand Siblings singing Mr. Lonely. It was rather cute. OK, who do we have next?
Tsunade: Is it my turn now?
Kakashi: Lady Tsunade?!?!? What are you doing here?!?!?
Tsunade: I'm competing on Konoha Idol!
Kakashi: This is kinda for the kids.....
Teams 7, 8, 10, Guy, and Sand: WE ARE NOT KIDS!!!!!
Kakashi: Shut up, we're older than you are so to us you're kids!!!!! So Tsunade, is this just a joke, or do you want the laptop and candy to sell and pay off your gambling debts?
Tsunade: Ooh!!!!! Number 2!!!!!
Kakashi: T_T Nice. OK, just sing for us.
Tsunade: My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard
and there like,
its better than yours
Damn right its better than yours
I can teach you,
but I have to charge
I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I wind
I think it's time
La la-la la, la,
Warm it up
Lala-lalala
The boys are waiting
La la-la la, la,
Warm it up
Lala-lalala
The boys are waiting
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right its better than yours
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I can see you're on it
You want me to teach the
techniques that freaks these boys
It can't be bought
Just know, thieves get caught
Watch if your smart
La la-la la la
Warm it up
La la-la la la
The boys are waiting
La la-la la, la,
Warm it up
Lala-lalala
The boys are waiting
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard
And there like
It's better than yours
Damn right its better than yours
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Once you get involved
Everyone will look this way-so
You must maintain your charm
Same time maintain your halo
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next his eyes are squint
Then he's picked up your scent
Lala-lalala
Warm it up
Lala-lalala
The boys are waiting
La la-la la, la,
Warm it up
Lala-lalala
The boys are waiting
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard
and there like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Boys: GAH! NOSEBLEEDS!!!!!