My choir teacher was gone for about a week. She went to Italy and then she came back and told an interesting story about the toilets. Apparently sometimes the toilets are just big slopes in the middle of the floor and there's a drain in the middle, and you stand and crap in it. And then it fills with water and makes it all go away. So then I started talking to Andrea and I was like, "Dude, so if you cleaned it, and then filled it up, it would be like a swimming pool!" So then I went on and on about how much I wanted to swim in a European toilet. I still want to! Who's with me???