I've decided that I'm going to sue Saturday Night Live because they STOLE MY DEATH BY CHOCOLATE ROUTINE!!! I was doing it way before they did!!! All over my Science test papers, with Mr. B's permission, I drew an anime chocolate bar hacking people with a chain saw. And then I would make cute remarks in the corner like, "There's nothing 'fun size' about this cndy bar!". So last week I was watching SNL, and they dressed Ashton Kutcher up in a chocolate costume and had him dressed up in a chocolate costume with his face painted like a mime's, and he killed people. He would just pop up in various sketches. He stabbed a hobo, shot a doctor, killed some old lady in a hospital, and chainsawed Andy Samburg. THEY STOLE MY ROUTINE I TELL YOU!!! They even did this "Lalalala, Death by Chocolate!" thing at the end, which I always write above the drawings on my test papers! Except for the "Lalalala" thing. So yeah, I'm sueing them.

As for my summer workout plan, it's already underway. I'm running a mile every day, save weekends, and when I'm gonna be at camp and Gettysburg. I started yesterday, since we got out last Friday, and Monday was Memorial Day. I'm not fat; I realize that. But I am unhappy with my weight, however, and I want to drop some pounds. Yesterday I ran a mile in 13:38, and today it was 12:24. I'm improving already. As for food, for snack I'm eating either goldfish, or some string cheese and milk. For breakfast, either a hamburger bun (it may sound weird to you, but they're delicious!) or a blueberry muffin. And as for my beloved Pepsi, I'm limiting myself to one can a day. *SOB* IT'S SO SAD!!! :cry: