here is a funny joke my buddy mike told me
a man walks into a bar and asks for a drink, while he's waiting he sees a big jar of money on the side...he asks the bartender about it...
bartender says "ahh thats my challenge jar, u put 5 quid in it, and i give u 3 challenges, u do all 3 and u get all the money in the jar"...
so the man says he'll give it a go and puts 5 quid in the jar...then the bartender gives him his 3 challenges
the first task is to drink this whole gallon of vodka in one go without throwing up, the 2nd task is that theres a angry rotweiller outside the bar with a sore tooth, fetch the tooth, and the final task is that my grandma upstairs hasnt made love in 30 years, give her a good shag"
so the guy thinks wether its a good idea or not but decides to carry on, he picks up the gallon of vodka and just manages to get it all down in one go, he then rushes outside to where the dog is, for the next 5 mins everyone in the bar hears growling, screaming before it all goes quiet....
everyone thinks the dog may have killed the bloke, but seconds later the guy comes in with his shirt ripped, breathing heavily before saying....
"right, wheres the granny with the sore tooth"