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I have learned a great lesson about hooking up.

First off I would like to say HALLO its been a while since I last blogged something AND I'm a bit of a hangover as well as being very very VERY irritated about what happened last night. (this maybe considered mature content for some so please don't say i didn't warn you)

So here is the deal:

Me and my friend performed a wingman combo, thats basically: I scan for 2 girls sitting alone, my friend goes there and brings us some attention, i follow suit shortly after that and offer everyone drinks before we start flirting with our selected girls, every thing went perfect we were chatting it up (or at least I was, the girl's friend didn't like my friend that much for some reason, to bad, she was pretty to) and then we danced around touching eachother (I mean TOUCHING eachother EVERY WHERE) getting a few kisses on the cheek and neck and i was getting ready to go to phase 3 (getting her a drink and ask if we could go some where private) but THEN, an idiot who i happened to know from military camp (next blog) showed up to the club and saw me dance with the girl, he shows up and shouts right in front of me ( HEY DUDE! YOUR THE MAN! YOU GOT YOUR SELF A B**** SLUT!) I tried to ignore him but then his friends (which I also knew) showed up and started trying to hook up MY GIRL! it was a freakin sausage fest! and not to mention they were incredibly rude! the girl left me a few moments after that because she believed i was friends with those morons! and then after that one of them comes up to me and says to me: "don't worry about it! you tried but she was a slut!" I was SOOOO ANGRY after that! and to top it off my friend (the one who I did the wingman with) hooked up this other chick (she wasn't very good looking though) and told me he was going to her place! and then when I tried to find the girl I was with in order to apologize she decided to just simply hang around with her friends and didn't want to talk to me! I WAS SO FURIOUSE! I decided to leave the place before I did anything reckless! and now here I'm blogging and wishing I could have performed some brutal Kratos combos on those idiots!

So what have we learned people? when going out clubing make sure to avoid contact with idiots that are familiar with you! (and who have absolutely no idea about woman what so ever!) and IF they try talk to you or try to approach you just perform a 180 turn dance and at the same time push them back, telling them to F*** off!

God seriously this was the worst night of my life, but it could have been worse, we initially wanted to go to another club but once we heard lots of guys from military camp were going there we thought "OOOOHHH NO!!" and went to the other club instead.

Well I hope you had a good read! seriously though making this blog makes me a feel a lot better now, and also because I feel like asking this I wanna ask:

To the Guys: What would you have done if you were at situation?

To the Girls: How do you feel when you are surounded by 5 guys in the dance floor?

Leave your answerse with your comments! ;)