[My Notes: Eppisode 2, Some stuff is based on a Conan "Lips" routine, the set is also on Conan's set.]
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Late Night with Joe and Joe-Bob
Joe: Well we are back my friends
Joe-Bob: YEAH!!!
Joe: Ganados!
Joe-Bob: AGH protect me [simpers under desk]
Joe: Resident Evil 4 scared the hell outa him.
[if there was logic in here Joe would of been under the desk but Joe-Bob is the idiot]
Joe: Well our first guest is Miachel Jackson hi wako!
Miachel: Wheres my cardboard cutout of Gary Coleman and The Beav.
Joe: here.
Miachel: Oh good bp.
Joe-Bob: What the hell does that mean?
Miachel: Before #####
Joe: Oh god
Joe-Bob: That is sicker than when I yanked the turds outa my ###.
[Joe and Joe-Bob begin vomiting into buckets]
Miachel: Boy oh boy boy oh boy boy oh boy heee heee heee oh marshmallowy boy soft supple jiggily boy ohhhhhhh.
Joe: Okay quit having an #######.
Joe-Bob: HAHAHAHAHA he has ##### ###! hey everyone Miachels a broad... where are the #######.
Miachel: Just the ######, I hated the ###### ####.
Joe: Oh not again [vomiting]
Joe-Bob: You GREW body hair?
Miachel: eww stop disgusting me I hate body hair it feels so weird.
Joe-Bob: I've had it with you [cocks a shotgun and fires it at Miachels head]
Miachel: OW! [head shatters] [parasetic growh comes of neck with a organ like blade and ribcage like jaws] [deep voice] FOOLS! I AM A GANADO WHY DO YOU THINK I AM SO PALE!
Joe: I need to turn that game off [turns off Resident Evil 4]
[Joe and Joe-Bob pull out a gun J gets a Red 9 while J-B gets a Broken Butterfly and they blow off Miachels... growth.
Miachel: DAMN YOU [body rips apart, 6 long bone like legs grow from waist, 2 claw like bony growths grow from arms a spiked back is made and he turns into a gray demon] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Joe: Shut up!
Joe-Bob: [Grabs a rocket launcher] DIE! [fires it up Miachifers vagina]
Miachel: AGH BURNING DEAD [dissolves into small tan particles and is absorbed by ground]
Joe-Bob: Rockets kill in 1 hit [winks]
Joe: Well we need to end this now since our set is badly damaged... Conan will have our heads.
Joe-Bob: HOEDOWN!
[Joe and Joe-Bob do a hoedown]
Both: Goodnight see ya soon
DIsclaimer Man: This is not based on Resident Evil 4, Capcom has no assiocation with this show. This is not based on true events. Git R Done.