[Revans note: This was a hard one to copy, I had to fix paragraphs, re insert links {at the bottom} and I lost the 4 pictures I used... enjoy]


Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Rant's of a DUMB ASS 140 "$ony has Consumated Themselves"

I was looking at all of the **** that Sony has done and I decided to do a little extra for you today, as well as increace consumer Knowledge! Also if you just learned what "Consumate" means because of this rant {have sex} then thank me for improving your vernacular. Lets go! Sony is a company known for bad buisness dealings infact it will be a long time untill they make a profit on the PS3, and I know that in Japan they were losing a lot of money, the PlayStations took away a lot of money from the PS3 and I expect the PS3 which may do well to cripple Sonys profits. I will now list some crappy dealings that they have done with the PS3 and other ****.

Unfilled Promises
Dual Screen Suport- only 1 now
Dual HDMI Ports- 1 or none now 4 Million PS3's at launch- now only 500,000
Worldwide Launch- now only Japan and America
PS2 had more power than the XBOX- simpily not ******* true XD
PS3 is 10x more powerfull than the 360- Bull****... look at the ingame screenshots
PS3 will launch in Spring 2006- not here yet aint it!

Arrogant Attitude: Actual ****** quotes from Krazy Ken Katurgi
"People will buy the PS3 even if there arent any games for it"- So they are Sheep now huh Sony
"Next Gen will start when WE say so"- Microsoft said so in 2005
"PS3 is not a Gaming System"- PS3 is a gaming system for the Rich
"Microsoft shoots for the Moon, Sony shoot for the Sun"- then I hope you burn
"The PS3 will instill dicipline in Children and Adults alike, everyone will know Dicipline"- I cannot even comprehend the logic in this Krazy Kenny
"We are not going to put HDD in the PS3 by Default, it simpily will not be enough"-... arrogance at its best
"I beleive we made the most beautiful thing in the World, noone would criticise a renowned architects design if the gate placement was wrong"- Yes they would
"Beating us for a short moment is like earning a point from Shihan [Karate Master], Microsoft is not a black belt. Like with their Operating Systems they may come out with somethign good around the 3rd generation of their Release"-... you son of a ****
"The PS3 will replace your PC"- No... it will not.
"Ridge Racer and Massive Crab Dammage"- Apparently Japenese ***** up more in translation than Chinese.

Bashing the competition, when they do the same thing on their products
"Gaming consoles dont need Hard Drives"- [Cough*PS3hasaHardDrive*Cough]
"Wii Remote is a gimmick"-PS3 has a Tilt Sensor
"The Dual Skus models for the 360 are a bad idea"- you have two variations two suckers!

Bad Products 1/3 of the PS2 Launch were defective.
Root Kit Fiasco- Puting a Sony Music CD in your Computer gave you Spyware.
Exploding Bateries- Sony made Laptop Bateries that exploded.

Several of their products have died like UMD Movies, Beta Max, MiniDisc and Magic Gate so I think that Blu Ray [Sony's variation of HD DVD] is screwed and you wont notice it unless you have a "good" tv and most of us use the Red, Yellow and White cables or S Cables to conect games to TV's. Buying all of the **** you need to get the best out of the PS3 will bankrupt most of the General Population and I think most will buy a X BOX 360 or Wii [X BOX 360 for great online FPS games and the Wii for the Innovation and fun game possibilities]. People dont need the "necissities" claimed in the PS3 like Blu Ray and HD Gaming yet, they should wait untill it becomes standard because currently only 20% of the population has a HD TV [though Erics TV displays XBOX 360 games beautifully] and the ugliness and lack of profit for around 5 years on the PS3 as well as shortages could kill it so easily it looks like we have another Dreamcast on our hands, oh right most people dont know what it is because it died in 2 years after coming out in 1999 when Sony said the PS2 plays DVD's! Even with its **** poor Launch Lineup it killed the Dreamcast because it offered DVD's at a lower price than normal DVD players did and it sold huge and hit its stride after the price went down. But it was notorious for bugs like most Sony Products Heres a Link, nother link. The PS1 had to be layed on its side because the plastic warped so everything would "hang" correctly and the PS2 was notorious for "DRR" or "Disc Read Error", I suspect the P$3 will have this too, and I will only buy em when the price goes down and when ALL of the bugs are worked out but now the PS3 looks like crap and dosent justify its 600 dollar price tag... wow I wrote a lot good night everyone WARIN! [Tommys thing, alternative for Peace Out]

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Rant's of a DUMB ASS 141 "$ony has Consumated Themselves, PT:2"

Okay, I am going to add more to my last rant, this is more of a continuitaion so look back at the first one before reading this.

Okay in this continuation I will do a comparision to help clear my point in the last one. And how I currently expect the Consoles to do [I will post a new version of "Console Wars: Who is ****** PT:2" after Christmas... not the pansy ass "Holiday"]. I do expect the Sony PS3 to do "Moderatley" well, not INCREDIBLE like the PS2 did and here is why. People bought the PS2 because they thought the deal on a DVD player that was 100 dollars less then they were then and played games was a good deal [and Sony lost a **** load of money too] and efectivley killing the Sega Dreamcast which had an incredible launch [even what most people call the greatest fighter of all time "Soul Callibur"] with the crappy PS2 lineup. But people bought it... why you ask the ******* DVD's thats why. But the PS3 dosent even offer enough of a Jump to warrant the 600 dollar price, Blu Ray is just a DVD that stores more and works with a HD TV like the other HDDVD [except more unreliable], Sony will bite it hard with the PS3 and will lose a large ammount of money on their "Entertainment" division. It will sell well with the "hardcore" fanboys for Sony, here's a list that I made of the Fanboy Terms you you know what I am reffering too if I use the words, and one that compare's the sizes of the new ones. Continuing... the Blu-Ray inst as big of a jump as VHS too DVD and that was known how much it changed, DVD to Blu-Ray not so much, and we all know how I went after Sony trying to introduce new formats in the last one and how badly they did [UMD Movies are prety much dead...]. And too me the PS3 is just a XBOX 360 with SLIGHTLY stronger graphics, and since I don't have a HDTV they will look like Wii [Revolution in that chart] games on my TV, and the Wii is around twice as strong as the old XBOX. So I dont see the need for an HD TV as well because that I dont want to pay 1000 dollars for a TV that "looks better" my old one from 2002 works fine and unlike the rest of the idiots in this country I do not crave perfection in my electronics. But if you look online and type in "Sony PS3" you will find nothing but bad news about how they are doing, the PS3 also seems to share the PS2's horrendous launch lineup. I beleive the only Playstation got big is most evident here. Also the loss of SquareSoft and Final Fantasy which was moves to Playstation was a huge hit for them because without that the PS1 would of been crushed like Atari, PCEngine and several other competitiors were. Sega put up a good fight but were killed by how badly they were marketing, Microsoft is puting up a good fight with its online capabilities and FPS games though. But the one reason the N64 stayed alive in my mind is the incredible games Rare pumped out. Sony products are good but the fact that they break faster the legs on a manequin when you try to push its legs behind its head and dry hump it... what Larry the Cable Guy did it not me! There are two very different companys who are slugging it out right now. While Sony builds expensive Consoles with a large libray of Games and the best RPG's [Role Playing Games] and several special features, but built poorly and losing a large ammount of money on each one made. Nintendo builds quality products with well known franchises, durable consoles [my Gamecube that has fallen off its shelf multiple times and stayed on is a testament to that fact] but with out as many games now. Nintendo will win in profits because the Wii costs 180 dollars to make, the Dev Kit [what the games are made on] will be 1800 dollars and the system will be between 200 and 250 dollars the PS3 will cost 500 and 600 dollars, the Dev Kit is around 20,000 dollars and the games could be over 80 dollars [like some N64 Games], this and Sony's attitude has lost them a lot of fans and if you need proof look at how this one cant be edited now it is looking bad for the little marvel made by Sony. And I am sure you all know about the 100 million PS2's sold but almost half of them had to be replaced so that takes out half of the sales bring the CGN and XBOX about a 1/3rd of the XBOX's. Though that this gen is looking prety good with the graphics of the PS3 [the best though not much better than the 360], the XBOX's online gaming and the Wii's "New Gen" innovative gaming looks like it will be great as well as the graphics of the PSP [though I think it sucks] and the DS's great touch controls. But the PS3 looks like it's screwed and will not fare as well as its predecesors.

The links that didnt copy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_64#Cartridges_vs._discs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega#Saturn http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rare_%28video_game_company%29#Success_of_games http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_3 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_video_game_consoles_%28seventh_generation%29 http://www.gearlive.com/index.php/news/article/why-ps2-succeeded-and-why-ps3-will-fail-823140/ http://www.unscleric.com/ANewEra.html

The Pictures I used didnt show up, but I dont want to post them back.