Ok, here me out. This is gonna sound weird, but you'll see how it all falls into place.
see, I began all of this when I was looking at the marks left on Bush's face after the" pretzel" incident.
Now, seriously, if you saw someone with a huge mark on their face and they told you :" I...uh...fell...into... my...desk...because...of..a...( looks at pacman game) PRETZEL!" You'd think someone smacked him/her around like whitney houston. If that person is weak and mild-tempered compared to their physically stronger much angrier spouse, its loking very bobby-brownish aint it?
Well, laura couldnt have smacked Dubya around. So who?
Cheney.
Bush supports a constitutional ban on gay marriages so that his marriage with Cheney will be annulled, meanwhile, cheney opposes it, not because of his daughter, but because he wants to keep control over dubya.
So, again, the whole pretzel thing was a cover-up to protect tricky dicky from the law if they found out he'd been abusing his homosexual spouse: george W bush.