Ok, I was doing some research because I had a social life last night, and I need to offset it with some awesome nerdiness, and this essay is the result of it.

Ecuador/colombia relations almost reached a peak of "I almost wont kill your mom out of spite". and then the native power brokers took it down. ecuador is possibly the only country wheer the native indians have the most political power: you fall out of their favour, your done.The reason this sucks is because their government aims is a stalinist stae, which is probably why they dont have absolute control of the country. That and the Quito/Guayaquil feud. Anywho, the last president, Dr. Gustavo Noboa Bejarano, was rather pro-Colombian. The Indians did not like it, and procedded with the most shameless ousting of an elected leader that has no french word for it. The indians basicaly said: " Its not a coup because we dont call it a coup" and took this guy out. He had been shown, especially since the rocket case, to be close political ally and freidn of Uribe, except not a nazi.

Anywho, the indians decided not to put their man in charge, because then no language-raping would not make it a coup. Instead, they decided " you show us the guys, well tell you if theyre ok". Well, thanks to the catholic power brokers and the mafioso-style government aguardiente market, the indians hate Colombia. As did their man: Lucio Gutiérrez Borbúa.

Hes runnign on an anti-colombia stance like he were bush on terrorism. And the masses love him. They line up in front of his office to put his scrotum in their mouths.

Of course, Colombia hasnt been very nice to Ecuador. See, the aguardiente market in Colombia is government-run, and thus the drink is produced inneficiently and is just not as good as the ecuadorian stuff. Because ecuador has a dolarized economy, its stuff is normally too high priced to sell in Colombia. Not Aguardiente, which goes everywhere else but Colombia, because they fear for their government monopolies.

Meawhile, the indian power brokers in ecuador fund both paramilitaries and Guerilas, because the Colombian government has, for decades, been under the influence of another type of power broker: The catholic church, which makes its racist views on indians clearer and clearer evey day. so the Equatorans, allied with rebel symapthizing colombian natives, which the chucrh pretty much wants to convert or kill all of.

ok...Im done...:D