It felt like I'd bee without internet con in my room at college forever,but it has finally arrived,after much hubbub and commotion,and several strongly worded e-mails to the IT department....
In other words...

DAVES BACK,BABY!!!!!

Now I know you all missed me,and it seems like I havent been in a thread involving buttsecks in fricking forever,but it all starts again from now...this time Dave is louder,drunker,and 10x more erotic than ever before!!!!!
Man,I really missed this place...*tear*....

Well,what are ya all staring at? :|

Back to work,ya scurvy curs!!!!!