1.ALL MUST WORSHIP THE GOD, WHICH IS, IN ALL ITS GLORY, THE PS2!

2.DRINKS,etc MAY NOT BE PLACED ON THE PS2, THIS COULD RESULT IN GREAT SORROW, AND DISGRACE FOR THE USER!

3.IF GTA IS NOT CORRECTLY RESPECTED, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!

4.IF ARMY MEN, IF AT ALL RESPECTED, YOU ARE DEFINATELY NOT WORTHY!

5.LITTLE SISTERS/BROTHERS MAY NOT COME WITHIN 10 FEET OF THE MEMORY CARD, ESPECAILLY WHEN SAVING!

6.STEALTH, IN MANHUNT and METAL GEAR SOLID MUST BE USED CORRECTLY, and NEVER ABANDONED, if so TRAGEDY FOLLOWS!

7.CHEATS MAY NOT BE USED ON THE FIRST PLAY OF ANY GAME, IF USED THE GAME IS FOREVER '' ASHAMED'' !

8.TRUE GAMERS MAY NEVER PUT A GAME ON AN ''EASY'' DIFFICULTY LEVEL, UNLESS IT'S THIER FIRST TIME ON THE GAME!

9.THE DREADED GREEN ''X'' SHALL ALWAYS BE SEEN AS A SYMBOL OF EEEEVVVIL!

10.ONLY A TRUE GAMEMASTER CAN ACHIEVE 100 '/. on ALL GTA, FINAL FANTASY, PRO EVO and TEKKEN GAMES, AND THEN BE.. WORSHIPPED!!