I was skimming through my sociology textbook and came across this hilarious questionnaire! There's 18 questions, so I just chose the ones I like the most.

1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?

4. Do your parents know that your are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?

5. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?

6. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?

7. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?