Andy: Arf...arf...woof..welcome to my x-mas concert where Dee and me will flush all your favorite songsdown the toilet! if i could smile i would, so here's me blinking both my eyes instead! ;) ;)
Me: I bet you folks are tired of happy x-mas blogs, so heres a parody instead! ^_^
Evil mocking bird: As tonight's MC, we'll be trashing 3 songs with guest apperences by Elbert, Sam, Stevie, The laxative Fairy with a speical appreance by SANTA SPOT! After the show, you'll have some refreshments...^_^
So in the spirt of things, let's get ready to trashhhhhhhh!! tweet, tweet
1. Deck the Halls with my Rum
with Andy, Sam, and Dee
Deck the halls with vasaline,
maybe they'll slide down tha halls
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season be weary,
them relatives are here
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our lead apparel,
protection from the fallout
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Our relatives are total trolls,
evil i tell you!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the blazing gun mouths before us,
prolly gonna need one...
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the match and let her blow.
that x-mas tree was dying anyways...
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in merry drink,
*Andy starts rapping*
Follow me to the liquer store we'll get crunk on
booze like the fountain of youth
that's how I'll feel this holladay season cause my
relatives is hear..barking up the Yule tide tree
like Sam on vaction
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
more like Fa la la la f*** call fo' help
when I chase'em cops n robbas s-t-y-l-e them
carrolers ruining my buzz from the relative invasion
someone hand my rum I'm about to get
crunk and drown out
their invasion...WOOF!
While I tell of Yule tide noise
*Sam starts singing*
hand me my rum
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Some one drown out thier naggin'
my head is pounding from them
telling to put some clothes on
Fa la la la oh la la
me under the mistle toe
and we can spend the night together!
Andy: Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fast away the old year passes
hurry up now..i wanna be 21 already,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new bottle of egg nog already
quiet now you noisy relatives,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Sing we joyous, all together
ONCE THEY ALL LEAVE!,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather
they finally left!
atleast they gone to better place
thier home where they belong!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Evil mockingbird: :| um..that was..uh..lovely guys...we have 2 more songs to go! tweet
2. It came Upon Santa's thievery at midnight
by Stevie & Elbert
Elbert off key:
It came upon the midnight clear,
That glorious soup of white,
From angels bending thier rears
To touch their ankles of gold:
"Peace on me, good moans to men
From bed sheets across the land!"
The adolesant world in awesome land
To hear themselves sing.
Stevie: HEY PREV..WE
ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT! :evil:
Still through the cloven skies Santa came,
and it was the 4th of July;
And down the chimey he went
all over the world stealing things
as he went:
Above its firework shy
He had a bag and grabbed my tv,
to the pawn shop he went!
with his accomplice Earl.
* 
Stevie switches to tune of"Stand Back"
with Elbert in backround off key.
Like dam! the days are hastening on,
for tour I go on,
STAND BACK! STAND BACK!
stay in the middle of my living room
I have my shot gun with me
la la la la la
Like John Wayne I can shoot
first you took my tv then you ran
Then you came down again for my microwave,
I have my gun with me, but you took my microwave
and my escalade because Elbert was with me
STAND BACK STAND BACK
now i have nothing to do because
they took my air hocky table, to!
STAND BACK! STAND BACK!
Elbert get your hands off my cat! I mean it!
Someone take this boy home
take this boy home
takeyour hands off my cat
take him hooooooomeee
evil mocking bird: er...thank you Stevie and Elbert..
REMEBER KIDS, IF IT'S THE 4TH OF JULY AND SANTA COMES DOWN YOUR CHIMENY, HE ANIT SANTA! PSA to yo momma last song. Andy will pop a solo, Stevie and Sam take the lead, and Elbert will sing off key. ^_^
3. No joy to the mall, we have no parking
By Andy, Stevie, Sam, & Elbert.
Stevie:
Zero joy to the world, the mall emos have come!
Let mall not receive their cash;
We have no parking because they all learned to drive,
And they bought all the anime,
And they bought all the anime,
And Hot Topic and Goody's sing:
"Money from those lil suckers!".
Sam:
Zero joy to the world, the last minutre shoppers have come
It takes 45 mins - hr just to get the mall;
While the parking lot is overflowing with cars from across
Repeat the honking joy,
Repeat thehonking joy,
Repeat, repeat, the honking joy:
"HEY YOU, WE NEED A SPOT!"
Everyone: YOU BETTER NOT ELBERT! :evil:
Elbert: NO! i'm gonna be normal!
Elbert *rapping*
No more last minute shopping ever,
I'm walking on broken glass with my mother;
She wants, she wants mo' gifts
I'm dead broke..broke, you know
Look at this place, cleaned out like
Stevies home.
Stevie: HEY!! :evil:
The sales, the sales, they left everyone broke
Thanks to Dillards, I have nothing to eat fo'
the next week, thanks alot mother. This $800 shirt
is my rent for the next few months
now I need a palce to live.....
maybe I might crash with stevie if she get's ger stuff back.
The emos took all the anime and eyeliner I wanted
to get fo' my sister....fa la la la that.
take the solo, hair boy
*Andy plays the "Jump" solo from Val Halen*
*Everyone together*
Themall rats rule the mallfights and theft,
And makes the regular shoppers run away
No parking for us regular folk
and it's raining cats and dogs,
Next year to the strip mall we go,
Next year to the strip mall we go,
At least we know there are actul sales there.
Say nooooo the Mall!
repeat 5x till fade
evil mocking bird: THAT WAS AWESOME! EXCELLANT JOB ELBERT!! big, big hands for all performers tonite. yay!!!! :D :D
Dee: Now a speical word from the Laxative Fairy and Santa Spot! ^_^
LF: HI EVERYONE! See you after x-mas! ^_^ love and exlax!
Santa Spot: all of you have been worse than the stench from my litter box...no gifts! speaking of litter...
snack time! mac & cheese anyone?
*had to be made into a grahic b/c of the"censored word" nonsense