:twisted: NOT FOR THE WEAK AT HEART! flithfest
btw, read the links below! the song is the best part!
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Hello everyone and welcome to Andypiece Theater or for the well breed among us, Filthfest Theater. I am your host the British Sr. Evil Tweet Kluckington the 8th.
On this day of December the 12, I'll be telling you a story of one of Santa's gingerbread men, Elbert. A...um...peculiar young man who discovered happiness in a most....err..lets just say "sweet" way. Yes, in a sweet way.
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Once upon a time, there lived a nice young gingerbread man named Elbert. Now Elbert wasn't exactly your typical gingerbread man...you see he was a voyeur..yes a voyeur and I don't mean a Star Trek: VOY fan..no..a filthy lil voyeur. Err..now filthy isn't the right word, more like curious. Yes...that word.
One day, Elbert was spying on Lina the nice young gingerbread girl from next door. She was combing her long blond locks while Elbert hide behind some bushes gigglingby himself.
This kind of thing happens everyday, but since the gingerbread ppl are dumb as ****, it went ignored until the 1st of December when all the gingerbread ppl were writing their letters to Santa. Young Elbert sat their giggling while feeling a strange sensation all over his body while watching Lina comb her hair. Thus, soon he was discovered by the gingerbread greasers, Sal, Tommy, and Farts.
They wanted to be beatElbert up but greasers took pity on our hero andexplained tohim how to release that inner tension. So Elbert now writes to Santa what he wants for x-mas.
Until some production company bought the rights for the story and turned it into a smash Broadway hit. The Christmas Miracle: Elbert the gingerbread man who touches himself.
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The Broadway poster!
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STAY FOR MUSIC! Christmas Miracle the CD!
Featuring Andy and Sam's "Super Touchable"
with Andy on guitar!
sung by the tune of "simply irrestable" robert palmer
ANDY, TAKE THE SOLO!
Woof!!...ruff!...auuuuuuuuu....bark!...bark!....bark!!...woof! arf..!
Woof!!...ruff!...auuuuuuuuu....bark!...bark!....bark!!...woof! arf..!
Woof!!...ruff!...auuuuuuuuu....bark!...bark!....bark!!...woof! arf..!
Woof!!...ruff!...auuuuuuuuu....bark!...bark!....bark!!...woof! arf..!
*breaks guitar neck in 2*
Sam take the lead!
Here are the dancing snowmen!
Andy: what? why is my is arm sooooo gross?
Me: do u know how long that took me to photoshop!
Andy: it's nasty...the last i remebered, half of my leg was covered in reddish fur..and why do i have a tattoo?
Me: i had to shave it for the tattoo...
Andy: ohhh..what arent we dancing?
*we start dancing*
*Sam still singing*
Awwwwwww touch me, touch me
I wanna feel your body
your heartbeat next to mine, awwwwww
Take it away Stevie
STAND BACK! STAND BACK! This room
is about to get funky
Stand Back, Stand Back, lalalalalala
This place always smells funky