You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch....
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*ok, it turned to be a long blog, so the 1st part is a graphic. it's a short read b4 u can enjoy the 2nd part! ;)
Dee T-t-t-t-heater presents: the Klepto Grinch who stole your xmas eve and stuff...
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There once a recluse named Johnny Quest..opps..wrong show. Anyways, he was real whack job whose heart was smaller than a golf ball.
Anywho, this green dude, we'll call him Dave, enjoyed stealing...in fact he was on the who stole Stevie's tv, microwave, escalade, and air hockey pool table ON THE 4TH OF JULY. Also, Dave was the biggest voyeur this side of the border always spying and stroking to the sounds of the Who's daily activities.
It was almost x-mas when Dave'swallet was so empty and full of moth balls when he decided he should rob from the Who's on x-mas and sell their stuff on ebay to pay for more drugs. So he devised a plan to steal a ho' bunch. & this is wht it looked it looked like: (sang to the tune of You're a mean one mr. grinch. green is narrator voice, and redis grinch voice)
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.
"I'm lonelier than owl and smellier than a
pig so I'll steal all thier gifts!"
Yoink, Yoink, Yoink, your
gifts all mineee" (hitting high note)
"Say..why is that gift vibrating?"
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
"Are you refuring to my hair?
Because I washed it last year!
These gifts will fetch a fine forturne of
the interrrrrnetttt" (hitting high note)
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.
"You should see my plan!"
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
"I bet you would
with an arse like mine"
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.
"No you don't say
I'm a pretty as a barbie doll"
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.
"But I'm a better
converstationalsit"
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.
"Look at me here
I took all thier stuff
Who knew they still
play with pikachus and pinatas!"
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
"I smell great, don't I?"
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.
"Speaking of food,
look at all this delicious junk!"
"Yum, "Yum, Yum"
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
"But I enjoy playing with all thier stuff!"
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.
"HORSE? Who said anything
about a horse!?
I have a dog, moron."
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
"Look at me enjoy all thier
lunchhhhhhh"
"Yum, Yum, ohhhhhhh
Yummmm!"
"NONE FOR FOR YOU,
YOU WHO TROLLS!
MINEEE ALL MINE"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
e-bay here I come.
CIndy, I'm taking
you as my bride!
end song.
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;) So there u have it folks, another duet between the story man and the grinch himself.
Also, the Grinch and Cindi Lou Who are getting married and expecting thier 1st child in July of early Augest. :o
btw, there IS a diffrence between Andypiece theather and Dee T piece theather. Oh if u liked this one, great ready for tomarrow's x-mas blog that i need to start working on now! :o
LOTERIA TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!