fanfic. plz enjoy. just remeber, it is my personal twisted fan pic & everyone is a little wierder, but still the same. -kinda long bear with me ^__^*- "It is a wonderday to go exploring & do stuff", Wier suggests to John. "Why, yes it is, to bad we we found cable on Atlantis!" He says with a smirk and sarcasim!. Wier-"Thats not the point, John, our spyware has enabled us to evesdrop on the Wraith. McKay realized that they are out on another culling (or calling?)", she states w/her famous entense face. John-"Sounds like a job for the clowns!" he stammers than leaves to get to a puddle jumper ready. The salty ocean breeze is blasting away, sick bay is teeming with ooey googy dieases and sick ppl, and of course Altanis is busy with all the SG & army personal prentending to work. Meanwhile, Ron & Ty are busy beating the daylights out of each other. *WHACK* *BAM* As nun-chucks fly against skin. "Take that! Ronan!" Ty proclaims as she "vulture walks" around Ron. "Your gonna get it NOW!" Ronan retorts smiling, as nun-chucks go flying, slamming Tayla to the ground. Ty falls and Ron pins her down on the floor, with a light choacking grip on her. While she is lying on the floor, she slightly bends her knees, and springs her legs up ord sending a hunched over Ron flying upside down as Shep walks into the room. "LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!" Ty screams John stops to watch a disgruntled Ron slam and side upsidedown on the wall next to him. "Ok u 2, we have a mission." then leaves. As a sweaty, shirtless Ron (^u^)and a grinning Ty follow. -Meanwhile on a W Hive Ship- (In thier own language) "We'll attack here and here. See those mountains!" A typical W general says pointing to a 3-D holographic map of a planet to the Queen. "Hissssssssss, yes duh...Do I look STUPID!?" the Queen states in a fashionably angry manner. "Just making sure..Qu--" He responds when they are interputed. "We are almost to the planned codnates" A young ensign says as he walks in. "Can't u knock! and don't interupt when me and the Queen are talking.. YOUR HEAR ENSIGN!!!" The angry gen hisses. "Yes, sir..yeep" then the ensign runs outa there. "I leave u to your business, general..hisssssssssss" As the Queen stammers outa the room -Back to Atlantis- "Its a converter box, Beckett..not a DVD player!!!" Rodney yells. "Well it looks like a DVD player to me!" Becketts reponses. "Its for the cable....the converter box is to unleash cable tv all though Atlantis!!! Are u blind, Carson? !?!" Rodney Yells back. "Well it looks like a DVD player to me!" Beckett says in a calm manner. "Wrong..the both of you are wrong..it is a VHS! Zelenka buts in. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Beckett & Rodney scream. "Ok, McKay and Dr. Beckett lets roll, we have a mission," As John enters sickbay. "& Dr. Beckett, take a first-aid kit just in case we find some villagers that need care..I have a bad feeling about this." Team Shephard piles in to the jumper ready to depart to some Class-M Planet w/restless natives. But, the jumper only 4 seats, cuz the 5th one in the back broke so Ty ends up sitting on Ron, like she does in her dreams (lol). As usual, the ride to the planet is interesting. "BUGS, LEACHES..WHO KNOWS WHT WE'LL FIND THERE...leaches!" An over-worried Rodney screams. "Don't worry Rodney, you'll be fine..I bought my first aid kit" The sexy doc says trying to calm Rodney. -Pick fav. Rodney face right here- "I brought lots of Sun Screen for my skin..leaches!!" Rodney keeps screaming. "Rodney, relax. nothings goona happan" The sexy doc continues. While the jumper is traveling though the Star Gate. The jumper safely lands next to a small town w/a pond. Every one piles out, while a red-faced and silent Ty & Ron are the last ones to leave. Shep stands outside streching as Bec & Rod still bicker over sunscreen. "C'mon guys..lets walk to the village and do wht we always do", a tierd Shep says as he walks away. It is the middle of the afternoon and the team walks inside the village. "My, my..wht do we have hear?" Rodney spots a primative taco place. "Tacos!!! Tacos!!!" Rodney keeps screaming. Everyone stops wht they are going. ---finish this later--- it is getting to long.