i've never seen the director of ncis so angry..looks like lazers about to shoot from her eyes...
no! no! this is
not good. you've
done something that was
horrendous~dire~ghastly~appalling
and it was so heinously
breathtaking~remarkable~noteworthy~acclaimed
that thedirector flipped her lid and whipped
out her unhappy face with an ~exasperated scowl~.
lets find who the perpetrator is...
1. VANCE!
...........
we alreay know why. lets move on, shall we?
2. GIBBS! (again)
*face palm* she cannot possibly mad at me. we hopped on a private plane and relived paris all over again, and this time i didnt get arrested. we had a lovely dinner overlooking the effiel tower, took a horse ride in the park, went dancing, and wentfor aromantic walk in the park again, thenshared a milk shake at a cafe. we spent the entire trip flirting and kissing and then i went down on her at the hotel. there is no possible way she can be mad at me. i'm her b!tch, ok?
shepherd: oh hush, i'm not mad at you. btw, you coming over tonite?
gibbs: course...
erm..ok, ibet ducky got you all worked up.
3. DUCKY! what did u do that made shephard so mad?
the human liver is an amazing organ. it can process alcohol and then sends to the kidneys during the purifaction process. is that right mr. palmer? as you can see here the gentleman was fond of alcoholwhich ultimelty led to his fate in a strip club.
i don't understand why ms. jen has her g-string all ruffled up, but i've beenrehearsing my role as alfredfor the upcoming play, "batman and me" in two weeks. your job depends on your attendance, mr. palmer.
shepherd: told you that old coot is senile.
uh yes..that's true..i bet it was abby!
4.ABBY WHAT DID U DO THAT MADE SHEPHERD SO F-MAD?
KITTENS!PUPPIES!CUPCAKES!UNICORNS!RAINYDAYS!HOT TOPIC!TURTLES!RAINBOWS!DOUBLERAINBOWS!SLEEPOVERS!CANDY!HUGS!BABYHIPPOS!KITTENS!HUGS!CANDY!CANDY!CANDY!SUGAR!SUGAR!TWINKIES!BABIES!RICEKRISPIESTREATS!CHOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCLATE!HUGS!DOYOUWANTAHUG?YOUGETAHUGE!YOUSHOULDTRYCRACK!CRACK!CRACK!!CRAAAACK!CRACK!CRACK!
shephard: that kid is on crack, but nope, not her.
i bet it was palmer that left sheperd foaming at the mouth....
5. PALMER! WHT DID U DO THAT MADE YOUR BOSS SO SO SO ANGRY?
me? uh...uh...errr... *sweat drop* angent lee and i were only going over computer symatics about that new computer program shes having problems with and tim had already left so i volenteered to help her, yea that is. we werent totaly hooking up in sick bay. no way. when director shepherd went to sick bay to ask about that john doe..no hooking up there.
ok then...
PATCHES & SNOWBALL, JEN'S CATS!
(PATCHES)
6. DAMN THOSE CRAZY CATS!
PATCHES: meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
translation: i'm a f!#$ing cat. i do bad things for the hell of it. don't look at me, i only clawed that overpriced couch, ripping those tacky curtains, and ate the cavier she was going to serve to some guest. but i'm her "preciousness" and can do no wrong. sometimes she wears this leather cat suit and goes on nighttime walks with snowball and they return with cool sh!t. i got a diamond collar the other night. shinney!! *purrrr*
SNOWBALL: meow, meow, meow, meow.
translation: i'm the baby of the family and her "snooknums" and there for i can do nowrong. i only pee in all her indoor plants, use the stair carpet as my straching post, take pics of myself to post on the interweb, and i'm a voyaur cat. yes, thats right. i watch her and that silver haired man get freaky while i eat bread. then she takes me on nightime prowls hunting for expensive jewels while she wears a catsuit and some man in a black suit with giant ears calls her "catwoman." i dont get it.
shepherd: don;t mind her, she's a cat, wtf do they know? >.>;
snowball: then whts this pic of the both of us?
shepherd: holy crap!!! where to did you get this?! *takes pic and runs off*
that was... odd. only ncis would things like this would happan.
OUR LAST PERSON IS JEN JR. IF SHE DIDNT DO ANYTHING, THEN IDK WHT TO BELIVE ANY MORE...
7. JEN JR, WHT DID YOU DO THAT MADE YOUR MOM SO SO SO ATOMIC?
theres nothing wrong with sending 300 txts a day and spending all night on the computer ok. mom always lends me her all black credit card, well actully i borrow it w/o her knowing, and i head off to the jc pennys and hot topic for skinny jeans and plaid. mom calls me her "angel," "baby," "kitten," and says i can never do anywrong. i have a $500 cell phone and a closet full of awsome clothes. my dad, jethro, says i'm being spoiled, but he's old so wht does he know? anways, mom says i shouldent txt so much, but she's old so wht does she know? i got my nose pierced the other day and now it itches. my dad says i look just like him. he doesnt talk much, but he's cool. he says i talk to much, but i'm 15 and full of angst and he's an old guy, wht does he know? HOT TOPIC IS HAVIN' A SALE!!!! *starts txting*
wait, who are you and why i'm being questioned? MOOOOOOM!!!!!1
shepherd: HEY! get away from my baby! shooo! shooo! jethro, get your gun!
whoa, whoa, hey i'm just tyring to help you though your anger...christ almighty.
*gibbs throws me over the fence* ouch..my...face..
well director, if your employees, cats, and kid dident do anything, but wht got u all steamed up? :/
shephard: jr crashed the cl again while driving to hot topic. u_u. that kid i tell you, where did she learn to drive that away? certainly not me!
you mean you don't know? the swirving, driving on the opposite lane at top speed, peeling, drag racing, donuts in the parking lot, high speed chases, high speed interogations..that is the work of man and that man is gibbs.
i should have known it was him. she gets her stubborness from him and then refuses to drive like a human being. this wkend im teaching that girl how to drive like a human being!
gag me... x-x
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BOUNS STORY!
jen jr: mom, btw, what is that pic of you in leather and snowball?
gibbs: yea, jen, care to explain?
jen: i was a model/spokesperson for petsmart back in the 80's and that was another cat, not snowball.
gibbs: uh huh, care to explain where you got that diamond cats eye bracelet like the one that went missing from that museam?
jen: i can afford to have nice things, too you know... now if you excuse i'm taking the kid for a proper driving lesson. and how did you get that nasty gash on your forhead? looks like you were in hell of a fight.
gibbs: >.> danm dinozzo got into a drunken fight with a grocery store claw machine.
jen: doesnt look like claw to me..more like sharp claws.
gibbs: well it was.
BAT SIGNAL! GOTTA RUN!
jen jr: wait!!
*gibbs & shepherd disapear*
