heres an idea:

why doesnt john knockup BOTH mari and shayera? so that way he can have WARHAWK and call the daughter he has with the mari, SIREN. he can 3-way them and have two very cranky women pregnant at the same time and then he can say "my son and his sister are going to be soon, now if u excuse i need to rub feet and necks." :roll:

since we know that thanagarians are pregnant for 10 monthes, shayera will give birth a month after mari and while shayera is in typical hawk person 23 hr labor, john can burp his daughter, pep talk shayera and make a list of all the things he will nvr have again cuz all his $ will going to child support payments...

while he's at it, he can also knock up lois lane and diana (wonderwoman) and have j'ohn turn into a woman so john can bone j'ohn too... so then he can have 4 irate woman demanding childsupport and 4 illeg children and one sore alien.

i can imagine diana's mom saying, "you did what with who and now your what? you've been banned from this island all over again!" *click*

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